i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Holy shit dude........stairs
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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