the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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