Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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