Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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