Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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