just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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