I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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