Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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