Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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