What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Randomize
