Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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