Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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