I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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