stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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