So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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