wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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