nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
i am craving dick and cupcakes
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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