btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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