Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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