they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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