Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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