what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
