Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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