STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
