I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
he fucked my hip out of place.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
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