ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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