She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
sex in a hospital.. check
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
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