My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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