After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize