Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
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