oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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