oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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