Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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