My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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