tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
how does that bad decision feel?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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