Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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