Grow some girl-balls and come out already
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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