At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
i think i just lost a toe
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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