Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
this just has baby written all over it
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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