im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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