I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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