i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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