Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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