is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
she told me i tasted like america
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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