when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
third nipple confirmed
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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