Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
what the fuck happened to the tacos
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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