I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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