He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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