I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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