Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I FOUND THE LEGS
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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