I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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