We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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