i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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