I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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