Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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