yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
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